Client: Can you scan this printout for me and make it a PDF so I can email it to someone?
Me: Sure, but since I’m scanning a printout, it’s not going to look that great.
Client: I have the original file that was emailed to me if you think that will work better.
Me: Is it a PDF?
Client: Yeah.
Silence.
Client: Oh.
Lol

I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios Via someecards
ahahaha truth :)
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.
Me: “Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital letter and a number.”
Client: “Okay. And the number, does that have to be capitalized too?”
yes, it’s that time of the year when we start getting our livers in shape for something very special. it only comes once a year. it brings much unpredictable excitement and lots of loose nights and challenging mornings. no, not Oktoberfest…… A BUTCH WALKER & THE BLACK WIDOWS TOUR!!!!!!!!!
i know……
Hey followers…
Anyhow, if anyone is interested, I have started a tumblr blog for my new weight loss plan. Follow it at girlgoneprimal.tumblr.com - I promise lots of food photos at the least! haha